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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it. ...
Let me just mention firstly that my fiancee is blond (and strangely very clever and on the ball) She is an anomoly :biggrin: Q: What's the...
How do you know when a blonde has tried to commit suicide? Bullet holes in the mirror! ____________________________ A blonde, Ginger and...
What do you do if a blonde bird throws a grenade at you? . . . . . . . . .
For the 1st time in their 4 year marriage, Lisa asked Scott if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he...
Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't...
did you hear about the Baker with brown hands??? apparently, he kneaded a pooh...... or the constipated accountant who worked it out...
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tall bulding on fire with people traped in it paddy is stood on the pavment and shouts jump ill catch you so woman jumps and he catchs her man jumps...
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show...
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to...
This was supposedly sent from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season. (Survey by Thos Cook and ABTA) ...
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that...
Dewey goes to the local revival and listens to the preacher. After a while the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' No...
A ventriloquist doing his act started telling blonde jokes, after a while a blonde lady stood up & said " I've had enough of this, you blokes are...
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! How do you start an argument with a...
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Little boy crying in tesco,a man approaches him and asks "are you lost?" little boy replies "yes,ive lost my mummy" the man asks "whats your mummy...
would you believe it,ive just been arrested for doing my bit for charity.the police officer said,,by rapping my todga in a beano magazine and w$@king...
Little Patrick asked his dad if he could have a new bike for his birthday,his dad replied "WE WOULD GET YOU 1 SON BUT OUR MORTGAGE IS £80.000 AND...
A kid came upto me the other day and asked "whats your favourite telly tubby?" i replied "probably the new samsung widescreen you cheecky little...
A rugby league fan is drinking in a London bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of...
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