scoobybeth
21-05-2006, 10:27 03
Q. What do you call a Chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. How can you tell a female Chav virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.
Q. What do you call a Chav on a bike?
A. A theif
Q. What do you call a Chav in a car?
A. Arrested
Q.What do you call a Chav waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.
Q. What do u call a Chav alive?
A. ****ing lucky!
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chav?
A. Failed.
Q. What do you call a 12 year old Chav girl?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What do you call a Chav girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 5.
Q. What do you call a Chav in a skatepark?
A. Lost.
Q. Whats a Chavs favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.
Q. Why did the Chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it
Q. What did the little Chav say to the bigger Chav?
A. Can you get served?
Q. Why do Chavs constantly rev their engines?
A. So they don't cut out.
Q. What do u say to a boy racer when he is circling?
A. Are you lost?
Q. What do Chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?
Q. What is a Chavs favourite ice cream?
A. Mint!
Q. How does a Chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.
Q. What do you do if you run a Chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
Two Chavs jump offf a bridge.....who wins?
We do.
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. How can you tell a female Chav virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.
Q. What do you call a Chav on a bike?
A. A theif
Q. What do you call a Chav in a car?
A. Arrested
Q.What do you call a Chav waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.
Q. What do u call a Chav alive?
A. ****ing lucky!
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chav?
A. Failed.
Q. What do you call a 12 year old Chav girl?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What do you call a Chav girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 5.
Q. What do you call a Chav in a skatepark?
A. Lost.
Q. Whats a Chavs favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.
Q. Why did the Chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it
Q. What did the little Chav say to the bigger Chav?
A. Can you get served?
Q. Why do Chavs constantly rev their engines?
A. So they don't cut out.
Q. What do u say to a boy racer when he is circling?
A. Are you lost?
Q. What do Chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?
Q. What is a Chavs favourite ice cream?
A. Mint!
Q. How does a Chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.
Q. What do you do if you run a Chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
Two Chavs jump offf a bridge.....who wins?
We do.