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Alan Jeffery
14-04-2009, 21:46 47
According to the popular press today, there has been an instance of the Police arresting the owner of an ornamental pig, on the basis that it caused offence to a member of the Constabulary.
In light of that, I wish to confess to the crime of allowing a certain act to take place, in an inappropriate manner, between alternative farmyard species.
Captions please, and try not to mention policemen or persons of Welsh extraction, in the event of a repeat of the above offence.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f291/alanjeffery/Piggy.jpg

SkyFly
14-04-2009, 22:24 32
'piggin' confused'

Torpedo
15-04-2009, 08:43 45
Nice bit of crackling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tiarks
15-04-2009, 13:25 25
hamming it up????

Jx

Alan Jeffery
15-04-2009, 18:35 48
The more observant amongst you will notice the pig is wearing lipstick!
is this how to insult Poofs, Plod and Taffy all at once ?

motofox
15-04-2009, 21:35 51
is this what farmers do when they say "im just off to dip the sheep"

scoobytruck
16-04-2009, 15:00 47
is that a wooly jumper?