Seen this on SIDC

[Edmondo]

Some of these sound familliar:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Schizophrenia – Do you hear what I hear?>>



Multiple Personality Disorder – We three queens disoriented are>>



Amnesia – I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas>>



Narcissistic – Hark, the herald angels sing about me>>



Manic – Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . . >>



Paranoid – Santa Claus is coming to get me>>



Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of roasting on an open fire>>



Personality Disorder – You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why>>



Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . >>



Agoraphobia – I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house>>



Autistic – Jingle ffice:smarttags" />lace w:st="on">Belllace> Rock and rock and rock and rock . .>>



Senile Dementia – Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe>>



Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house>>



Social Anxiety Disorder – Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate>>