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scoobywag
06-01-2009, 19:58 16
The rules:
Il start a story with five words...the next person has to 'carry it on' with five words....keep it clean and funny.

Here goes:

I was once walking down....
Mrs P1
06-01-2009, 20:00 10
The road when a car
scoobywag
06-01-2009, 20:02 51
passed me by with a
Paul P1
06-01-2009, 20:52 08
loud beep of the horn
scoobywag
06-01-2009, 21:08 56
and waving a big soft
emijane
07-01-2009, 09:19 48
pillow written on it was...
ad4mj
07-01-2009, 11:58 41
log on to sws for...
Paul P1
07-01-2009, 12:07 33
a fun and exciting time
ad4mj
07-01-2009, 12:11 16
where fun never ends and...
emijane
07-01-2009, 13:07 59
ad4mj and scoobywag are madly in........
Paul P1
07-01-2009, 13:10 53
love with each other sweet
ad4mj
07-01-2009, 13:22 30
but one day paul calls....
Paul P1
07-01-2009, 13:26 27
and stops all this nonsense
emijane
07-01-2009, 13:27 29
as he is not sure.....
ad4mj
07-01-2009, 13:32 24
if he loves them to....
Paul P1
07-01-2009, 14:55 04
be assured he does not
emijane
07-01-2009, 15:03 57
Want to let the truth
jd5217
07-01-2009, 15:10 42
out about his secret desires
Paul P1
07-01-2009, 15:13 47
so keeps his mouth shut
jd5217
07-01-2009, 15:15 54
but finding it a struggle
emijane
07-01-2009, 15:38 34
as he is in love
jd5217
07-01-2009, 15:49 06
the man from the shop
scoobywag
07-01-2009, 17:00 26
but would rather be loving
ad4mj
07-01-2009, 17:12 59
ad4mj and scoobywag because they....
scoobywag
08-01-2009, 00:50 03
make him feel special like
jd5217
08-01-2009, 15:18 17
a dog with a banana
dougie06n
08-01-2009, 15:45 25
split and lots of those
jd5217
08-01-2009, 16:22 27
cherries on top with lots
ad4mj
08-01-2009, 16:25 18
of sugur and spice and..
scoobywag
08-01-2009, 19:12 03
thats why Paul is in
ad4mj
08-01-2009, 20:28 01
love with rik and myself...
T28 VWT
08-01-2009, 20:57 51
and there scoobys because
jd5217
08-01-2009, 21:01 12
he is not fussy when
Torpedo
08-01-2009, 21:42 42
it comes to birds.
scoobywag
08-01-2009, 21:50 01
(five words mel...a full stop dnt count.lol)

However when it comes to...
*REX*:)
08-01-2009, 23:42 40
.
scoobywag
08-01-2009, 23:57 17
he never turns down a
Torpedo
09-01-2009, 00:00 26
black sheep with long white
scoobywag
09-01-2009, 00:01 36
fluffy legs and red shoes
tiarks
10-01-2009, 16:39 46
standing by a bar in
scoobywag
10-01-2009, 17:16 46
the local strip joint with
ad4mj
13-01-2009, 00:35 34
nothing than a cucumber and
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 00:36 43
a cape similar to the
ad4mj
13-01-2009, 00:41 33
to a big bag with...
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 00:45 32
nothing underneath. Paul then decided
ad4mj
13-01-2009, 00:48 28
to do a romance dance
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 00:49 33
with an extremely fat ugly
ad4mj
13-01-2009, 00:52 23
pig that was at the
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 00:54 02
bar dressed like a prostitute
ad4mj
13-01-2009, 00:55 55
but wish he hadnt because...
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 00:59 30
he would rather be with
ad4mj
13-01-2009, 18:12 22
adam and rik from sws
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 21:54 10
so he phones for a
Torpedo
13-01-2009, 22:06 22
very posh subaru taxi to
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 22:13 59
adams house then to riks
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:16 02
to have some tasty
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 22:17 40
(tina my love thats only four, its gota be 5...never mind)

Sausage and mash paul then
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:19 05
(sorry SK)

decided to make a quick
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:24 51
cup of hot coffee for
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:26 48
himself, rik & adam
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 22:35 29
and then asked rik for
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:36 06
a peanut butter sandwich so
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 22:47 16
he could fill his belly
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:52 20
with whipped cream & strawberries
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 22:54 25
After such a meal paul
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:55 36
curled up in between those
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 22:56 31
cusions and fell asleep. Adam
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 22:57 08
and rik played a silly
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 23:01 00
joke and shaved pauls hair
Paul P1
13-01-2009, 23:02 11
off for charity everyone laughed
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 23:07 39
because paul looked abit funny
Paul P1
13-01-2009, 23:13 04
as you would expect without
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 23:14 06
any legs or arms but
Torpedo
13-01-2009, 23:15 26
mmmmmmmmmmmm there was something that
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 23:16 40
didn't quite make sense about
Paul P1
13-01-2009, 23:25 00
the situation so what next
Torpedo
13-01-2009, 23:26 02
door to see what the
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 23:30 04
Hell was going on because
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 23:38 55
he was all confused regarding
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 23:54 21
whether the p1 was good
Mrs harty6972
13-01-2009, 23:56 07
or whether to go and
scoobywag
13-01-2009, 23:57 16
scrap it because thats all
ad4mj
14-01-2009, 00:25 38
its worth now because he....
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 00:27 17
slipped on some ice that
ad4mj
14-01-2009, 00:29 43
came from no where and...
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 00:31 32
chucked him into a post
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 13:18 14
Made him cry lots and .........
ad4mj
14-01-2009, 13:27 56
lots and lots untill he....
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 14:36 00
Looks like a little Boy
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 16:26 14
. He told every one that
Mrs harty6972
14-01-2009, 16:46 48
he is going to have
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 19:08 54
to buy a vauxhall nova
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 20:19 17
and look very sad because
Paul P1
14-01-2009, 20:20 35
it is a crap car
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:21 31
but paul buys it anyway
Paul P1
14-01-2009, 20:22 38
just to drive over clifftop
tiarks
14-01-2009, 20:23 10
to see it bounce off
Paul P1
14-01-2009, 20:24 23
the rocks below sea level
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:25 03
but forgets to get out
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 20:26 05
and breaks his nail on
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:27 04
the rocks and loses a
tiarks
14-01-2009, 20:27 57
false eyelash and his last
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:32 37
fiver for the taxi home
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 20:35 29
so i can then have
Paul P1
14-01-2009, 20:40 12
the life insurance for ever
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:41 06
and become a canooist like
tiarks
14-01-2009, 20:43 44
that bloke in the paper
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:49 21
and maybe then miss p1
tiarks
14-01-2009, 20:53 17
who is now very wealthy
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 20:54 25
will buy an rb320 instead
tiarks
14-01-2009, 21:00 56
because then she will be
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 21:04 38
the second rb320 on sws
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 21:58 54
but the best looking one
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:00 17
because she will get a
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:01 12
pink one with white graphics
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:02 20
and will run about 5000
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:03 38
BHP the quickest one around
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:07 17
apart from chitty bang bang
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:09 00
well he is the best
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:09 54
as he can fly higher
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:10 25
higher in the sky like
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:11 16
a cat strapped to a
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:12 57
car seat so he can
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:16 55
jet away into the sky
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:18 59
like a big balloon with
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:20 00
orange and white stripes and
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:21 48
pink polka dotts and a
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:22 46
rabbit on the front in
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:23 14
...........
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:23 26
a ship with a yellow
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:28 55
submarine stuck on the side
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:33 25
with a monkey hanging out
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:34 18
shouting obcenities at passer bys
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:35 07
in the plane in the
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:35 59
back. Miss p1 then decided
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:37 46
to sleep i the back
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 22:38 33
because she was very tired
Mrs P1
14-01-2009, 22:39 52
and couldnt drive anymore that
scoobywag
14-01-2009, 23:05 11
thing was big. Adam meanwhile...
Mrs harty6972
15-01-2009, 18:13 29
decided a drink was needed
scoobywag
15-01-2009, 18:17 37
so he went to riks
tiarks
15-01-2009, 22:30 58
cos Emi's been sacked so
scoobywag
16-01-2009, 00:12 20
he asked rik to make
tiarks
16-01-2009, 19:42 12
him a coffee and a
scoobywag
16-01-2009, 19:53 07
spam sandwich but rik was
tiarks
16-01-2009, 20:05 02
far too busy searching for
scoobywag
16-01-2009, 20:10 07
lego on e-bay to give
tiarks
16-01-2009, 20:37 58
him something to occupy the
scoobywag
17-01-2009, 00:59 52
adam with. Rik then went
tiarks
18-01-2009, 17:23 36
to play with his trainset
scoobywag
18-01-2009, 22:35 37
but the batteries had gone
Mrs P1
18-01-2009, 23:17 16
so i had to go
scoobywag
18-01-2009, 23:17 49
to tesco and get some
Mrs P1
18-01-2009, 23:18 52
so it will work again
scoobywag
18-01-2009, 23:20 40
and then I can show
tiarks
19-01-2009, 00:13 00
it off to everyone at
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 00:14 16
the bristol meet on the
tiarks
19-01-2009, 00:20 42
25 January at Willy Wicket

(remembered!!!)
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 00:21 28
before tucking into his lunch
tiarks
19-01-2009, 00:29 33
and then going on to
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 00:33 20
where ever people want to
tiarks
19-01-2009, 01:07 23
dress up in dodgy clothes
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 01:10 27
and sing in the middle
tiarks
19-01-2009, 01:15 00
of Tesco's whilst dancing around
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 01:43 28
the beans holding a naked
tiarks
19-01-2009, 17:41 14
barbie doll, with backing by
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 18:16 03
the pussy cat dolls and
tiarks
19-01-2009, 18:17 08
Lewis hamilton and his Dad
scoobywag
19-01-2009, 18:19 21
.They all then danced together
tiarks
19-01-2009, 18:35 40
all night until sunrise when
scoobywag
20-01-2009, 21:59 11
it was time for the
tiarks
20-01-2009, 23:51 35
porridge to be cooked for
scoobywag
21-01-2009, 15:31 32
the three bears as they
tiarks
21-01-2009, 19:38 25
arrived back from Adam's, looking
scoobytruck
21-01-2009, 23:00 24
utterly used and abused, needing
ad4mj
22-01-2009, 12:14 53
a nice cup of tea.....
Mrs P1
22-01-2009, 17:04 18
With a slice of cake
tiarks
22-01-2009, 23:01 31
But Em's still sacked so
emijane
23-01-2009, 09:29 51
all they will get is
scoobytruck
23-01-2009, 11:16 21
a glass of water with
tiarks
23-01-2009, 19:47 41
a bendy straw and a
scoobywag
23-01-2009, 20:12 50
stale digestive biscuit but adams
scoobytruck
23-01-2009, 20:21 26
sending a pizza as thanks
scoobywag
23-01-2009, 22:26 21
a bacon double cheesburger one
tiarks
24-01-2009, 00:13 45
with extra smartie topping 'cos
Mr H
24-01-2009, 00:56 14
cos he loves extra chocolate
scoobywag
24-01-2009, 01:07 54
and he sometimes likes to
tiarks
24-01-2009, 19:36 36
smear it all over his
scoobytruck
25-01-2009, 21:37 06
burnt toast in the morning



(absolutely no reflection on J's cooking !!)
scoobywag
25-01-2009, 23:48 48
and then take a poo on
ad4mj
25-01-2009, 23:51 17
a bonnet on a wagon...
scoobywag
25-01-2009, 23:51 59
and then put his face
ad4mj
25-01-2009, 23:53 04
init to hide from the...
scoobywag
25-01-2009, 23:57 44
gay guy who wants to
ad4mj
26-01-2009, 00:01 06
take him out for a....
scoobywag
26-01-2009, 00:05 00
bit of gay fun at
scoobytruck
26-01-2009, 19:04 31
blue oyster pole dancing club
tiarks
26-01-2009, 22:52 49
where he has lifetime membership
Torpedo
26-01-2009, 22:55 28
to enjoy all that is
tiarks
26-01-2009, 23:50 17
on offer there to all
Torpedo
27-01-2009, 10:18 32
paid up members. The great
scoobywag
27-01-2009, 15:17 48
thing is adam is very
tiarks
27-01-2009, 20:38 23
keen to join in with
Torpedo
27-01-2009, 23:53 41
anything that has legs and
ad4mj
28-01-2009, 00:00 31
a pulse but some times....
emijane
28-01-2009, 09:20 14
em gets annoyed and says

(hahahaha)
Torpedo
28-01-2009, 09:49 49
If you have to look
scoobywag
28-01-2009, 16:34 11
look at the nice ones
Mrs P1
28-01-2009, 18:21 10
The nice big one of
scoobytruck
30-01-2009, 17:47 23
Stephen Fry, being his favourite
tiarks
31-01-2009, 23:36 44
presenter. Anyway, later that week
scoobytruck
03-02-2009, 20:09 22
the Bears went to Ikea
scoobywag
04-02-2009, 20:24 41
to buy a new arm-chair
tiarks
04-02-2009, 20:29 42
called vjokbue and a kitchen
scoobywag
04-02-2009, 20:30 51
those lazy days drinking tea
tiarks
04-02-2009, 21:26 40
were telling on their waistlines
scoobytruck
04-02-2009, 21:35 17
they needed more exercise, so
tiarks
04-02-2009, 21:37 18
they searched ebay for a
scoobywag
08-02-2009, 01:32 42
gym class in the area
tiarks
08-02-2009, 21:01 55
and bought new pink leotards
scoobywag
09-02-2009, 00:53 23
with frilly bits and purple
Paul P1
09-02-2009, 00:56 17
handcuffs to use with adam
scoobywag
09-02-2009, 00:57 35
and then he went to buy
Paul P1
09-02-2009, 00:58 59
a whip and whipped cream
scoobywag
09-02-2009, 01:00 09
for the SWS bonding weekend
Paul P1
09-02-2009, 01:01 22
which will be at a
scoobywag
09-02-2009, 01:02 17
campsite in the southwest for
Paul P1
09-02-2009, 01:03 21
the wedding convoy in june
scoobywag
09-02-2009, 01:04 33
when mr p1 marries mrs
Paul P1
09-02-2009, 01:05 21
P1 and we all get
scoobywag
09-02-2009, 01:06 26
very drunk and play some
tiarks
09-02-2009, 19:00 14
games at the campsite involving
Kris
06-03-2009, 20:47 19
a twister board and............
motofox
08-03-2009, 11:20 59
SOME "TLC" and a big
tiarks
08-03-2009, 17:02 55
bag of doritos and some
motofox
08-03-2009, 17:06 02
thing spicey to dip your
tiarks
08-03-2009, 17:30 53
chipolata sausages into before you
motofox
08-03-2009, 19:32 06
go all soft and droopy
tiarks
08-03-2009, 22:17 55
and fall asleep in your
motofox
08-03-2009, 23:08 58
birthday suit in the middle
Torpedo
08-03-2009, 23:16 51
of the road. Then a
motofox
08-03-2009, 23:34 54
light from above shone down
motofox
09-03-2009, 19:25 04
and there stood Mathew Kelly
tiarks
09-03-2009, 20:01 15
saying "tonight i'm gonna be....
motofox
09-03-2009, 20:09 50
covered in whipped cream and
tiarks
09-03-2009, 20:16 32
with a cherry balanced on
motofox
09-03-2009, 20:25 27
the end of my tiny
tiarks
09-03-2009, 20:34 56
teeny, weeny, absolutely miniscule little
motofox
09-03-2009, 20:38 44
:hysterical::hysterical: "NOSE" which makes my eyes
tiarks
09-03-2009, 22:48 25
go crossed & I can't