jimwrx
27-02-2006, 11:48 26
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately . The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately . The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...