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bob
23-12-2005, 16:24 56
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue

59 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers

31 Brits have died since 1996 while watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate

British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet

18 Brits has serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars

and finally...

in 2000 8 Brits cracked their skull while throwing up into the toilet

victim
23-12-2005, 17:05 59
OK, looks like Bob needs an Humour Section :scared0018:

Derek, I know you've had a lot of late nights recently but we should consider this an Emergency :lol:

Neil G
23-12-2005, 17:07 10
Ouch!!!!!

Cracking your skull on the porcelain god sounds awful!!!!.....I usually have the decorum to go and hurl outside!

Edmondo
23-12-2005, 18:28 39
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: