Just a thought

[Edmondo]

What would your dream job be?...........................This will be my one and only serious thread this year so can all the comedians behave:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Mine would be ...........................Asteroid / Planet hunter

[Agent Smith]

hemaroid hunter...........:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

hemaroid hunter...........:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Thanks - muppetise my one serious thread for the year:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

your welcome...........:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

What would your dream job be?...........................This will be my one and only serious thread this year so can all the comedians behave:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Mine would be ...........................Asteroid / Planet hunter

To be a saddle on a womans bike :biggrin: :biggrin: :innocent0009: :innocent0009:

[bigknd]

hemaroid hunter...........:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Edmondo]

ok - my poor 1 and only serious thread - rip:hysterical: :hysterical:

[Scoobylove]

to be a tester for vibrators:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

oh dear - it gets worse:hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

to be a tester for vibrators:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


Wheres duacell when you need him :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Scoobylove]

well you did ask:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


especially the ones with the ****bly bits:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - perv:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Scoobylove]

oh yeah:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

oh yeah:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

In a Noddy Holder Voice....... It's got to be Nobbies :biggrin: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

looks like this thread has been killed mate.......

[Edmondo]

oh yeah:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


no wonder Graham always looks tired:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

In a Noddy Holder Voice....... It's got to be Nobbies :biggrin: :hysterical: :hysterical:


I bet you were a Slade Fan:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

looks like this thread has been killed mate.......


just digging the hole to bury it now:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

ooooooeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr...........

[Agent Smith]

wanna hand??????????:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

I created it so I can bury it:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Scoobylove]

in true edmondo style that thought lasted 10 seconds:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

longer than most things with me:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

I bet you were a Slade Fan:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


Sussesd :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :redface: :redface:

[Edmondo]

yep - can just about imagine you with long hair and flared Jeans - oh yeah that was last week - silly me:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bob]

Part time Gynecologist I like to keep my hand in….:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

Part time Gynecologist I like to keep my hand in….:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


oh dear my poor poor thread:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

send in the demo squad mate.........

[Edmondo]

just ordering the flowers now:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Scoobylove]

dum dum de dum
dum de dum de dum de dum


im playing the funeral march...........may he thread in peace



:action-smiley-060: :action-smiley-060: :action-smiley-060:

[Edmondo]

dum dum de dum
dum de dum de dum de dum


im playing the funeral march...........may he thread in peace



:action-smiley-060: :action-smiley-060: :action-smiley-060:


very moving vicar:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Scoobylove]

you need all your mates at sad times like this:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

I know - I feel comforted:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Scoobylove]

oh bless:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

Thank you:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: - I will miss it:hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

better luck next time Ed.......

[Edmondo]

I dont think I could go thru with this again:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

I dont think I could go thru with this again:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Should have seen it in your stars m8 :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

be stong Ed........force be in you strong.........:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

Should have seen it in your stars m8 :hysterical: :hysterical:


astronomy not astrology:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

be stong Ed........force be in you strong.........:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


I will be brave:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

astronomy not astrology:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


What's that then indepth knowledge of Vauxhalls :biggrin: :biggrin:

[Edmondo]

What's that then indepth knowledge of Vauxhalls :biggrin: :biggrin:


I really really need a groaning Smiley:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

:zc_argg_b: :zc_argg_b: :zc_argg_b: :zc_argg_b:

There ya go Ed :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[Edmondo]

looks a bit serious - need something like:ooo_thats_bad: :ooo_thats_bad: :ooo_thats_bad: :ooo_thats_bad:

[Agent Smith]

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hope this works

[Agent Smith]

well thats Ed.......will see wot else i can find.......

[Edmondo]

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hope this works


I like him:biggrin:

[bigknd]

Talking about planet hunting. Here's Uranus for you Ed

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/bigknd/uranus.jpg

:biggrin: :biggrin:

[Edmondo]

Talking about planet hunting. Here's Uranus for you Ed

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/bigknd/uranus.jpg

:biggrin: :biggrin:


Slightly warmer than I imagined and with bigger peaks:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Agent Smith]

I like him:biggrin:
got loads mate...can i add to our smilie section??

[Edmondo]

dunno mate - I think only Derek can

[bigknd]

Slightly warmer than I imagined and with bigger peaks:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Get too close and there would be a total eclipse :biggrin: :biggrin:

[Agent Smith]

dunno mate - I think only Derek can
bugger.......i'll post a few...sure you can find somet to do with them.........

[Edmondo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Get too close and there would be a total eclipse :biggrin: :biggrin:


or get suffocated - but what a way to go:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

bugger.......i'll post a few...sure you can find somet to do with them.........

dunno if they can be saved anywhere but go ahead anyway mate:biggrin:

[Somerset Scooby]

Back on topic .... I always wanted to be a bullfighter.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/somersetscooby400/RemindmenottogoBullFighting.jpg

[Edmondo]

Back on topic .... I always wanted to be a bullfighter.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/somersetscooby400/RemindmenottogoBullFighting.jpg


ouch mate - nice to see ya back Jon - gonna be joining any of the Haynes days with your new motor?

[Somerset Scooby]

I'll be there Saturday, but not on track .... maybe next time.

[Edmondo]

brilliant mate - yhpm

[Daddy's daddy]

I have always wanted to be a ‘quality control’, manager in a brothel.

:party0040: :party0040: :party0040:

[Somerset Scooby]

:cool: back at ya.

[Edmondo]

I have always wanted to be a ‘quality control’, manager in a brothel.

:party0040: :party0040: :party0040:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - like father like son:hysterical: :hysterical:

[Somerset Scooby]

I have always wanted to be a ‘quality control’, manager in a brothel.

:party0040: :party0040: :party0040:

:flash: :terrific:

[Edmondo]

scene of crime officer :)


65 replies and yours is the first serious one:love0030: :love0030: :love0030:




Thanks Lou:smile:

[Daddy's daddy]

scene of crime officer :)


What, at a brothel?:hysterical: :hysterical: :scared0018:



Sorry officer, that’s where I done the dirty deed!!!:annoying_cut:


Oh, can I have my massage now?:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bob]

scene of crime officer :)

Surprising what you can slip in your pocket while doing that job...:hysterical:

[Daddy's daddy]

65 replies and yours is the first serious one:love0030: :love0030: :love0030:




Thanks Lou:smile:

Sorry, let me see if I can get this thread back to it’s original toilet humour:action-smiley-060: :action-smiley-060: :scared0018:

[Edmondo]

What, at a brothel?:hysterical: :hysterical: :scared0018:



Sorry officer, that’s where I done the dirty deed!!!:annoying_cut:


Oh, can I have my massage now?:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Edmondo]

Sorry, let me see if I can get this thread back to it’s original toilet humour:action-smiley-060: :action-smiley-060: :scared0018:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - just pointing out it was my first attempt at a serious thread:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Daddy's daddy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - just pointing out it was my first attempt at a serious thread:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Just hope the STiG doesn’t join in.:eek:


Now that will lower the tone.:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

Just hope the STiG doesn’t join in.:eek:


Now that will lower the tone.:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


he is lurking around - not sure who is worse - Barry or Darren:hysterical: :hysterical:

[Daddy's daddy]

he is lurking around - not sure who is worse - Barry or Darren:hysterical: :hysterical:

Yeah, but I’m only guilty for one of them.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Edmondo]

have you told Darren yet?:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Daddy's daddy]

have you told Darren yet?:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


No, but he’s mum was surprised:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

No, but he’s mum was surprised:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


shocked I believe was the term you are looking for - as you was only a young chap at the time:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Mr H]

dream job FULL TIME THONG STRAIGHTENER AT THE SPEARMINT RHINO :character0009: :character0009:

[Agent Smith]

mayb should try to reserect this for Ed.....he was well gutted.......

[Agent Smith]

i still cant beleive Ed tried a serious thread.

[Agent Smith]

he did try mate.......poor bloke....

[Agent Smith]

& he accuses others of muppetising threads.

[Agent Smith]

def need muppet area then....how about......... southwestmuppets.........???

[Agent Smith]

fraggles????


right, my dream job......prodrive test driver

[Agent Smith]

yeah can do mate...how many you got???

[Agent Smith]

how many what?

[Agent Smith]

fraggles

[Agent Smith]

only me & Vix

[Broxi]

This thread is so funny. i have to move it to the muppets area. as a New Serious thread has been started.

Please keep the new thread Serious, or a Posting Ban Will be Implimented.

[elowarr]

:biggrin:

[bob]

But I was serious when I said I want to be a.....

Part time Gynecologist I like to keep my hand in...

[STiG]

I wanna be Bob's right hand man.

[Agent Smith]

I wanna be Bob's right hand man.:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bob]

I wanna be Bob's right hand man.

Excellant....:hysterical: now just hold that flap back a little for me.....:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Edmondo]

Excellant....:hysterical: now just hold that flap back a little for me.....:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Edmondo]

mayb should try to reserect this for Ed.....he was well gutted.......


thanks mate:smile: :smile:

[Edmondo]

I wanna be Bob's right hand man.

you would need to be pointed to the right area:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[bigknd]

mayb should try to reserect this for Ed.....he was well gutted.......


I'm sure Jacqui mentioned this more than a few times :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[Edmondo]

I'm sure Jacqui mentioned this more than a few times :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: